beardfish

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

beardfish by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

Word of the Day on December 30, 2023

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glam ma

The new generation of grandmas, who are stylish in the way they live and dress. These women do not fit the typical cardigan - wearing, permed hair granny stereotype, they are glamorous

You don't have a grandma, you have a glam ma

glam ma by Chrystal July 2, 2008

Word of the Day on December 29, 2023

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big smoke's order

Big Smoke is a character from GTA: San Andreas. In the mission titled "Drive-Thru", the crew goes to Cluckin' Bell, a fast-food restaurant. The crew all orders a decently-sized meal, only for Big Smoke to order something consisting of over 7,000 calories.

Big Smoke: "I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."
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big smoke's order by mRKiPs November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on December 28, 2023

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freeter

A freeter in Japanese means someone in their 20's who is moving from job to job, mainly part time jobs which pay small wages. There are 3 types of freeters, ones who are seeking their dream careers thus doing these odd jobs, those who refuse to become 'wage slaves', and mostly those who have no choice.

freeter by Logick June 19, 2003

Word of the Day on December 27, 2023

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skiffy

Onomatopoeia for the word sci-fi as a derogatory label towards the softer forms of science fiction (i.e. space opera, science fantasy, Doctor Who, the Marvel/DC Comics universes, etc.). Most users of the word are purists that reject anything not grounded in some semblance of reality (or, failing that, fringe science).

The Sci-Fi Channel became total skiffy the moment they renamed to SyFy.

skiffy by Alexander Peregrine September 13, 2012

Word of the Day on December 26, 2023

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Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.

Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.

Centaur Ass by Jessycakes January 24, 2012

Word of the Day on December 25, 2023

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Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

Brown Christmas by J’oh December 25, 2020

Word of the Day on December 24, 2023

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