Spooning 

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner

Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."

Spooning by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013

cruiser spooning 

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

cruiser spooning by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

soon

this word is used by famous boyband, 5 Seconds of Summer, as a replacement for not knowing specific dates for something, when being pressured by fans into revealing said information

fan: when’s the album release?
ashton: soon.

soon by 5sussybakas January 6, 2022

spooned 

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

spooned by a b00b May 29, 2004

spoonable 

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

spoonable by John Williams December 28, 2004

Scoont 

A mixture of three words: Coon (nigger), skank, and cunt. Ultimate insult to any female.

Damn, that chick you were hittin on last night was a nappy-headed scoont!

Scoont by chaosAD June 18, 2011

spoonworthy 

adj. - Any activity where gouging your eye out with a spoon would be less painful.

Comes from the website www.workorspoon.com

Ugh... I have a spoonworthy marketing meeting at 3 o'clock.

spoonworthy by Jason Buys April 1, 2004