Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

Shart

When you try to fart in front of you friends but accidentally poop yourself

Hey guys watch this ftttttfft uhoh I think I just pooped myself haha you sharted

by Iolana February 13, 2019

Shart

When you shart, it's a combination of farting and crapping yourself.

My hommie: Yo, did you just fart?
Me: No
My hommie: Well, it smells like you shit yourself, but you farted. Soooo, you sharted

by I_Like_To_Dab March 10, 2019

shart

when a person in class shidded and fardded at the same time and claims it was you

julie took a big shart in math class today

by snoopyT May 20, 2019

shart

shitting and farting at the same time

I jest took a shart in the sink

by DiamondMF May 27, 2019

Shart

A shot of tequila with a prune in it.

We'll take a round of shards.

I feel great! All I had to drink last night were sharts.

by Mothaphlippin July 9, 2019

Shart

When you think it's going to just be a fart, so you let it out, but you realize that you just shit yourself a little.

"What's the bad smell?"
"Oh sorry man I just shart a little."

by THErllfucker April 8, 2019