shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich

-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.

by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021

shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.

Danni is the shit sister to Kylie.

by HomeBrand August 30, 2021

Shit scranner

Someone who eats fecal matter for enjoyment

Lady: that boy is eating poo, how disgusting.
Man: that's just Tom Ratz, the ultimate shit scranner

by Tom 'frenchy' ratz September 2, 2021

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.

Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.

by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021

Shit show

They are your human shit show

They are your human shit show.

by Buenopues September 20, 2021