business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.

Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Suicide

For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.

Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”

by Colajerk June 27, 2021

Suicide Squad

Suicide Squad is anyone apart of the LGBTQ+ or Rainbow flag lovers. You can't say one without thinking about the other.

The Suicide Squad is marching again at the Mardi Gras

by Jrod962 March 20, 2025

Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021

suicide

are you okay? i’m here to talk. feel free to message me on instagram: fernbun222. i’m a supportive person who has been through this.

<3 please be safe <3 suicide is never the answer

by fern bun August 29, 2021