50 kilograms of Semtex, 4 Armalites, an active service unit and a British Army patrol blended thoroughly on Upper Meadow Street, served over paving stones
by Skinny Legs April 30, 2003
When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.
by Gay surprise April 17, 2011
When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.
by DaElite September 29, 2009
A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
by Gerifficke December 10, 2006
When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
by Rob's the man, brah. October 02, 2010
To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.
SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?
SFR: No, but lets just say I do.
SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.
SFR: And people atcually do this?
SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
SFR: No, but lets just say I do.
SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.
SFR: And people atcually do this?
SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
by Shit Faced Jack July 02, 2009
This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.
Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
by NateTheOriginal June 02, 2017