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Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.
Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
by timujin December 22, 2008
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give you the shaft

1) When the establishment symbolically strikes you or sodomizes you with a long, round, wooden pole because you do not fit into its machine for some reason.
If you are not genetically adequate, college will give you the shaft first by taking all of your money from you, and second by trying its best to fail you.
by AmazonBoobs2626 May 17, 2014
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A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017
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shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)
Oh shit, you just got shafted.
by Billy blowjob jo February 25, 2008
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SHAFT BRANCO RF

a giant faggot that weighs 350 pounds
yo man, ur such a shaft branco rf
by SHAFT BRANCO RF October 22, 2008
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granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.
Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"
by pobcat January 22, 2012
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Shifa

by Behubeli November 23, 2021
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