A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
by Sir Hamm's June 9, 2017

by wermanator October 9, 2018

by Danielsmith March 19, 2016

by Tosters_Fire July 31, 2021

A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
by Skawt August 29, 2019

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

by A$VP September 21, 2013
