Sad Hinger

User of the dating app Hinge. He clearly has plenty of reasons not to want to be on the app but chooses to match with people anyway, message passively giving hints to the state of his troubled soul then stop messaging abruptly scarring your self esteem.

You’re not another sad hinger, are you?

by Cri410 August 23, 2019

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

SAD

Being sad is sad itself. You need to be alone and sometimes you block someone out because your sad. If you looked up sad that's just sad.😥

Examle:
Person 1:Hey are you ok?
Person 2:NO IM SAD,GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

by Sad and alone February 9, 2020

sad

suck a dick

-“you are one ugly ass bitch”
-“sad”

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Sad Violin

Running a knife across your left wrist like your playing a song on the violin

Go play the sad violin you emo

by TonyQuarkProPlanckboarder December 3, 2023

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022

SADS

Sexual Attention Deficit Syndrome

Dude I'm sad because I have SADS duh."

by Rachel Ratchet August 5, 2018