Robert

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010

Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010

Robert

An annoying old man with a small trouser snake

Robert is gay

by Gggggggggbb June 10, 2016

Pillow Raper

Someone who rapes a pillow

Oh shit get the cops we a pillow raper

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

Robert

A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.

Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.

by OleBanole September 4, 2015

Monkey Ass Raper

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004

Julia roberts

one of those "i dont do nude scenes" actresses
if they dont nudy up whats the point?

"im too good for nude scenes"

by Hakko December 13, 2003