queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Queef

Like a fart from the vagina. Use it to torture your male friends with >:3

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*

by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022

Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.

Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man

by Abou diaby the truth November 5, 2021

queef sickle

an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.

John is such a fucking queef sickle!

by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.

"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."

by Kosity June 24, 2025

quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024