Patchel

To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.

I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.

by Got out alive May 12, 2023

Patchouli

Evil Shit Hippy

That Bitch smelled like Patchouli!

by Wondergoods.co May 27, 2023

pitch black

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers

- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!

by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

Patchaphobia

A general reluctance or fear of applying software patches and updates.

"Tim lost 3 hours of gameplay due to a patch last month. He hasn't updated the game in weeks. Guy has major patchaphobia"

"My phone keeps asking me to schedule a time to update, but I have patchaphobia so I keep putting it off"

by Amoxichillin September 24, 2023