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Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020
Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper
by Cora :) March 23, 2020
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Paper Wasp

A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.
Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.
by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022
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Paper Wasp

A small piece of paper folded to be sharp on two sides to be flung or flicked at your friends or your enemies.
GOD DAMNIT! BASTARD FLICKED ANOTHER PAPER WASP AT ME!
by TheCaliforniaPepper February 22, 2023
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paper chin

The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.
Kevin was over there trying to pull the nails out of that board without a hammer what a paper chin
by Mike hocks hard April 16, 2021
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Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.
by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023
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Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
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Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018
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