Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

by Rufio171 February 22, 2018

toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

More lit than litmus paper

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.

Yoooooo, worship at church the other arvy was more lit than litmus paper!

by wt32845 December 18, 2017

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

paper airplane

a teachers worst nightmare.

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.

by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023

Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.

Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.

by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010

paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019