Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017

nut nugget

When someone nuts on a guys nuts and licks it off.

"Woah nigga that done nut nugget'd that dude"

by Pepsivscoke34 January 31, 2018

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

dezzz nuts

A big penis that everyone sucks, and wants everyone to know that they did!

1: hey what did u do this weekend?
2: DEZZZ NUTS
3: WOW LET ME!!!

by Xz043lx December 24, 2015

African Nut

The African Nut is where a crowd of black people pull their dicks out, clamp it and violently skin their ball sacks and tip of penis with a sharp blade or knife.

Guy: yo wanna try some african nut
other Guy: sure dude sounds like a good time

by wendell chip May 30, 2018

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018