Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.

Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight

by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023

Boosie Noodles

basically percs or some form of hallucinating drug

"Bro I just tried Boosie noodles and now I'm trippin'"

by ustedsucko December 11, 2024

noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018