An individual who is around 20 years old with a constant 5-o'clock shadow; he can be seen behind turn-tables and mixin'-boards or in the drivers seat of large white trucks doing dangerous desert donuts through dusty landscapes. He may have silhouette-stickers of volumptuous women slapped against his rear window like bookends, framing his So-Cal logo. With a white bandana on his rear-view mirror, he enjoys smoking cigarretes with Dying Is Your Latest Fashion rumbling his tasteful, touch-screen deck. He generally thumbs through said deck while driving in two lanes down Wilmot to let his passengers explore the expansive reaches of his musical tastes. Just as he entertains his listeners with a wide variety of harmonic progressions, he enjoys showing off his pet hermit-crab, Brutis. Such a man frequently visits a particular Starbucks location, greeting odd passer-bys with friendlyness and enthusiasm. In summary, a fellow of such merit is an unstoppable urbandictionary whore. Perusing through their word of the day list by the sites' personalized e-mail list, this guy enjoys the oddities in life--one of which includes a pyromaniac photographer with the body of a goddess. And he rocks at making fudge.
Did you see one of those Nick Nassifs last night? His beard was raging over that sound-board!
Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.
Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
Dude, look at that Nick Nassif! He's managed to show off Brutis to another girl. Gets the ladies everytime, that one.
Were you out with that Nick Nassif the other night? He tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
by a-gypsy's-name January 7, 2012
Get the Nick Nassifmug. Most group of friends include someone called Nick who is especially retarded. Occasionally other friends display behaviours that are similar to Nick and are rightly made aware of it.
Getting nicked can also refer to having sexual intercourse with someone called Nick, who is undoubtedly suffering with special needs.
Getting nicked can also refer to having sexual intercourse with someone called Nick, who is undoubtedly suffering with special needs.
Friend 1: I'm sorry for that guys, I didn't realised how retarded I was there.
Friend 2: It's okay mate, we all get nicked now and then.
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Friend 3: I got with a guy called Nick last night.
Friend 4: Get Nicked!
Friend 2: It's okay mate, we all get nicked now and then.
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Friend 3: I got with a guy called Nick last night.
Friend 4: Get Nicked!
by spoon4479 March 13, 2020
Get the Get Nickedmug. by Me crabs October 17, 2019
Get the Nick gurrmug. When you pull out and cover her face like a beard with cum, upon finishing slap her yelling "merry christmas, ho ho ho"
by 3rdcoastplaytown March 2, 2011
Get the Saint Nickmug. ravemeister. king of coordination. face of marist. king of staten island. these are just a few of the titles held by the gracious and charming nicholas leo bitetto. a true enigma known for his impeccable sense of humor and uncanny ability to party anywhere and everywhere, this man is truly a legend.
by ava2 September 9, 2010
Get the nick bitettomug. To completely knock over (by spastic hand motions) 1 or more cups in a game of beer pong. Usually when trying to stop a bounce.
by jennifer lynn May 2, 2007
Get the Pull a Nickmug. The most amazing guy in the universe who will NEVER have sex until he's married. Ignore all the hate definitions from losers who will probably never get a girlfriend and are just jealous. He has an amazing voice and plays the instruments awesomely! He is the youngest in the best band in the world... JONAS BROTHERS!!! <333
by jonas luvas October 19, 2008
Get the Nick Jonasmug.