A phrase one uses to describe the typical vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, in place of, well, "vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo," for such creatures possess the IQ of a bran muffin, and if you were to call one a vacuous, blonde, trashy bimbo, she wouldn't have the slightest idea what the word "vacuous" means. It's for the good of all.
by Laura the Luminescent Lady of Liposuction March 24, 2007
Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.
by The Good Dopp September 09, 2005
A person who is cheap or irritating. Continues to bug the fuck out of others even after being asked to shut the fuck up.
by LexxieDbblXX November 10, 2010
A lesbian who seduces straight women. More specifically, a lesbian who hunts down vulnerable straight women and tries to make them lesbians.
by Sugarnomics August 29, 2009
Wanker Muffin:--- A derogatory term used to define A nympho and chronic masturbator whom you are playfully joking with. Wanker being the derogatory term, and muffin being the cute addon for which to minimalize the offense of the term.
by Ryan Kyger October 05, 2006
the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.
Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010
Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja
by Declan18 May 04, 2011