Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

Cootchie Monster

A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

cocky monster

a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles

john: oh god its a cocky monster

by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016

Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

Ankle Monster

A monster that steals your ankles, whether it be from lurking or selling out.

The Ankle Monster has Cory's ankles because he sold.

by Non-lurker March 10, 2020

Drama Monster

Someone who thrives off the smallest amount of random drama and will stop at nothing to find more; usually talks about drama excessively with other 'Drama Monsters' for the sake of just talking about it and to fill their endless craving.

You: Why are those slutty girls spreading so many ridiculous rumors in class?
Me: Because....THEY'RE DRAMA MONSTERS AND THEY'RE HUNGRY!!!!

by Bewsinator October 31, 2011

creep monster

Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.

Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright

by fat scum March 5, 2008