Jim's mom

A bloated sasuage chewing wine.o whose nipples smell like beer and stale cigars.

Did you see that bloated sausage chewing wine.o , her nipples smell like beer and stale cigars...
Yeah that's Jim's mom

by larryu December 17, 2014

cindy's mom

ur mom.

cindy's mom is ur mom xd.

by cindy's mom June 7, 2021

your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019

squad mom

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter

The squad mom got us while we were chillin.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

mom-tatorship

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!

This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..

by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016

Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016