Milfita

A mom that you don't necessarily find attractive(physically or other) but you would definitely like to fuck them in the ass, if only to cause them some pain and humiliation.

"I don't consider Sarah Palin a Milf but she's definitely a Milfita."

"Fuck that lady with her kids is annoying. Definitely a milfita."

by basement44 August 17, 2011

Milfshake

More than two milfs on the same place.

One milf
two milfs
MILFSHAKE

by fionagoode March 3, 2016

Milford High School

A medium-sized high school on the East Side of Cincinnati with the worst drug problems in any school in the nation. If you were paid 10 bucks per reported druggie in the school you could walk out with more money than Bill Gates. Half the people living school district jurisdiction doesn’t have kids and often votes down levies so that the kids have to go to school in a crumbling building. No redeeming sports teams have ever existed in Milford, and every single teacher is opinionated.

Friend 1- Hey, bro, you wanna walk to the gates of hell?
Friend 2- where would you find them?
Friend 1- Milford High School

by Okboomerr December 10, 2019

milfo

Not to be confused with Milf, Milfo means Mother I'd Like To Fuck Off

My girlfriends mother keeps sticking her oar in, she's a total Milfo

by PKFlex October 31, 2007

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007

foot milfie

A super hot milf that everyone would think would be perfect, except she's got horrible feet, like, bunions and all.

Damn, I'd really like to tap that, but dude, she's one hell of a foot milfie.

by Reverand J.T. Jones December 9, 2008

milfsky

A hella chill way of proposing a milf hunt session.

yo, what up, wanna bust a milfsky?

by maxweinbergisgod December 14, 2008