Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Matt

Just an absolute loser. Nobody likes this guy.

I hate Matt. He’s such a loser.

by NoBody98 March 13, 2022

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024

Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.

- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.

by kooopp November 3, 2022