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Pink Lady

Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.

They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.

They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.

The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.

They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.

It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter

That pink lady almost took me out!
by Wyvernsrose January 9, 2020
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lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period
Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?
by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020
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sugar lady

A Sugar Lady is a middle aged lady that is equivalent to a Sugar Baby.
she’s a Sugar Lady, which is the same as a sugar baby but she’s in her 40’s.
by Pink Cinnamon May 1, 2020
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Lady peen

Referring to a woman who has an abnormally large clitoris
John: Did you see Sarah’s nudes?
Jack: Yea she has a real Lady Peen
by Jtools103 June 20, 2020
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lady gypsy

One of the most well-known and recognized lady gaga stan accounts on twitter. They enter/exit their flop eras at random. They also produce music such as the classic "Tempest" which accumulated hundreds of streams. Lady Gypsy also has their own fanbase made up of the so-called "little gypsies" with derives directly from Gaga's fandom name.
"Did you see Lady Gypsy's edit on your timeline?"
"Yes now how do I unsee-"
by Chromatican October 11, 2020
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Ladies day

When a bloke takes a day off work to do his man jobs around the house, making a new man hole, installing a rain tank, puttying up holes in the wall, painting the wall, planting his passion fruit, going the caravan show etc....
gardening painting going to the caravan show Ladies day
by Coopsie December 18, 2012
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Lady Stick

"OMG, I just got a brand new pink lady stick!"
by RandomWriterDude October 18, 2013
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