Shitler's Lip

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.

Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.

by Dave Matt Jay Emily Christa April 14, 2013

split lip

Aka--female, woman.

When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..

by fatboy75 December 29, 2011

bacon lip

rub bacon grease (at least 1 full cup or just spray bacon spritzer)all over a fat swollen lip.

if your hookin up with a girl and u bite her lip it swells up like a plump bloody sausage. rub in the bacon grease and you got bacon lip, baby.

by BaconSharkBite April 15, 2009

Lip Lube

It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees

"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."

by Raddest Person Alive October 31, 2008

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.

by Michelle Beaudry September 19, 2008

Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.

"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"

by Dj Welfare November 07, 2006

Pudding Lips

A hot ass girl who likes to bake chocolate cakes.

Ada is an Irish pudding lips who likes spreading vanilla frosting on her cakes.

by Mary_R August 02, 2010