by K. Workman January 16, 2010
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by Merrill Lane April 15, 2011
Get the Merrill Lane mug.Vulva and Phalanges A derogatory pose . The act in which one stick's their tongue through there pointer and middle finger on either hand and makes a cunnilingus motion with there tongue. made popular in the movie king pin where woody Harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.
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by Ted Brown April 25, 2012
Get the Vulva Landy mug.I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!
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by Saganh January 12, 2014
Get the oliver lane mug.Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.
Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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