Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton

Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad

by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019

Jordan

A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt

I pulled a jordan

by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.

Ugh I just got cancer, ahh well atleast my names not Jordan

by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019

Jordan

Male from Alabama that will nut in your step sister in a heart beat

Jordan like boys

by Veronica’s better sister April 5, 2019