Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida

Ryan Johnson is a great friend to the ladies

by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends

Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!

by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick

by Anson Jai November 24, 2021

tonniesha johnson

A smart intelligent woman

Tonniesha Johnson is a very smart Intelligent Woman.

by lil toozy June 3, 2018