Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011
Get the Steve Jobmug. My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.
by Spatula City April 16, 2003
Get the sewer jobmug. by rmag December 31, 2004
Get the flo jobmug. 1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
Get the Vacuum-Jobmug. What happens when the lucky girl giving you oral pleasure doesnt swallow and instead lets you soil your clothes and underpants in your own delight.
Frank: You went out in the parking lot?
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!
by Isllslp August 3, 2007
Get the Blown Jobmug. The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with a thumbs-up, and shoving your thumb right into the colon.
Bruce loved to give Chris the Good Job, however Chris always wanted more than just a thumb in his ass.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
Get the The Good Jobmug. 1. an order where by the printing of a banner on scrim is carried out through a vigorous 8 step process beginning with the loading and ending with the grommeting.
2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
2. using ones teeth while performing analingus. a scrapey rim job.
1. jordan: give me a 3 x 8 banner on a heavy matte vinyl
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
2. jordan: same as last time sir, but this time please use your teeth.
mike: no problem. one scrim job coming up.
Erika: hey boys, i wanna see less rim, more scrim!
Jessy: Erika... line 101.
Erika: dammit!!
by now way joel December 17, 2005
Get the scrim jobmug.