jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022

The truck had a hard time squeezing in the garage but it turned out to Jason kuk after some pulling it in and out.
by Oldgf October 4, 2023

by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021

Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi
Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.
by Love Jason May 13, 2021

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by ronnypaulino May 17, 2019

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.
Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.
by Spanky888 September 3, 2023
