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Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
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Jason

Extremely gay like so gay he surpasses all gayness.
He is very Jason.
by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025
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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
by Ashoota June 4, 2024
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