hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

V-Pants

V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”

Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out

Guy 2: just finna wear a t-shit and some v-pants

by jackedyack56 October 4, 2018

Don's Pants

A mild expletive, on the order of darn or gosh. Etymology unknown. Regional. Usage limited to greater Cincinnati.

Don's pants, this pumpkin spice latte is tasty!

Don's pants, Aaron Rodgers just can't get along with his family!

by Manhattan Word Man September 18, 2020

fizzy pants

When a girl has the sudden urge for sex or is feeling horny

Hey Emma have you ever had that feeling of fizzy pants?
Yea that feeling when you want to go have sex with a lad

by Mk2_lady December 27, 2014