Oil Panting

Intimate Petrol Sniffing

Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting

by whypsi January 07, 2017

no pants mcgowan

A DUI while driving with no pants.

Make sure you don’t have too much to drink so you don’t get a no pants mcgowan.

by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 05, 2023

Buffet pants

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal

Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.

by Melvin S March 23, 2019

V-Pants

V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”

Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out

Guy 2: just finna wear a t-shit and some v-pants

by jackedyack56 October 05, 2018

Dream Pants

Pants worn low so that the crotch of the pants hang near the knees. These are worn by guys wishing they were that well hung.

Look at that guy in his dream pants. He probably has a rice dick in reality.

by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants

please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.

by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011