SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) 

ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT

dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol

SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) by tomaswella April 15, 2019

come home 

to become re-established in one's community after a stint in jail, prison, or any other correctional facility or halfway house situation (especially after a long period of detention).

1. My trial is in May and I got a crucial lawyer this time, it's gonna be Summer so I swear as soon as I come home I'm going straight to OC (Ocean City) with my girl.

come home by KuttyKool December 30, 2012

home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

home-depot by joe1967 January 3, 2008

home job 

An unprofessional, usually dodgy, modification or fix done at home. Generally looks crappy.

Yeah, it's a bit of a home job

home job by shiny1s August 29, 2010

Home Run Derby 

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.

Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."

Home Run Derby by HRD October 6, 2012

Home Run

Home Run: THAT BALL IS LONG GONE JUST LIKE YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO SHALL NEVER RETURN

He hits the ball and its a home run

Home Run by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

slide home

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

slide home by Tony Kessler August 23, 2006