My Identity got stolen

A hot ass bitch who loves himself too much and loves to make out with himself in the mirror cause he’s too much of himself

Have you heard of this dude on tiktok named ‘ my identity got stolen ‘ ?

No? Why? Is he a good person?

Yeah he’s really good dude

by Butterandsoymilk June 25, 2021

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.

A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on

by Smileitsmonday June 18, 2012

ur babies got rabies

The next continuation of the "ur mum gay" series

Carl:ur mum gay
Benjamin: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny tranny
Benjamin: ur niece obese
Carl: don't make me do it
Benjamin: bet
Carl: ur babies got rabies
Benjamin: ... *gets sucked up by a black hole and is never to be heard from again*

by u bettr sutp March 24, 2019

bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

by meatman89 February 6, 2014

I've got the white and the green

White stands for cocaine and green stands for weed.

Steve: Hey do you have anything to make this party fun?
Pauly: yeah I've got the white and the green.

by Mickler the great April 28, 2015

you just got sucked

You just got pwned (AKA) YOU GOT CREAMED!

YOU JUST GOT SUCKED

by Paper Nintendo October 14, 2017

Twink has got to tink

When an effeminate man goes to the bathroom to take a piss.

“This twink has got to tink.”

Ricky Funkhouser

by Vapor smoker May 18, 2021