jeff garcia

AKA Big Poppa Pump, Jeff Garcia is the greatest Filipino purple belt of all time. He likes long walks on the beach and loves to get down in the DM.

Damn, that guy rolls like Jeff Garcia and he gets down like Jeff Garcia!

by JAG1981 July 31, 2016

fernando garcia

A person who is very sensitive in many ways but could also be a complete asshole.

Joe:"hey, isn't that guy Fernando Garcia the one who spilled the trash?"
Bob:"Ya but he is very sensitive so he gets away with it."

by Mexican_Idiot July 15, 2016

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

steiger garção

The Steiger Garção are generally very good looking people. They are also very enthusiastic and are know for pleasing their female partners in an unimaginable way. Dispute naturally short people, it never stopped them from reaching the top

Oh my god! I was with a Steiger Garção last night and I can barely stand straight

by Querido Caetas February 22, 2017

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017