Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

fucked stupid

Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked

Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."

Girl 1: "what?"

by jeezitscheeze April 15, 2020

Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

by Les Crapp October 18, 2007

snore fuck

When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.

During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.

by Danooo_tim October 22, 2015

oil fuck

A greasy, lubed-up sexual encounter in which some kind of lubricant is used in excess.

Guy #1: I had such a great oil fuck last night with my girl! There was Vaseline everywhere!
Guy #2: Dude that's kinda gross.

by jek! April 23, 2017

Tune Fucking

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo

Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"

by DINKLEBERRY DAN December 13, 2010

spite fuck

The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.

Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.

by Cardozoed February 14, 2005