fwee ewf

a palindrome to describe the sensation of whiplash, no matter the scenario.

I jizzed so hard, I fwee ewf'd!

by Sarah P. Drome. June 26, 2010

Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

Chinny Ewin

An absolute big chinned aids victim who misses sitters on a regular basis... from Guntshire, UK

Ricky: What the fuck is this guy in front of us doing?

John: I think he is attempting to score a goal... he couldn't score in a fucking crack den..

Ricky: Fucking Reminds me of a certain someone.

John: Yeah i know! what a fucking gunt, playing like Chinny Ewin. Mega head

by jackibaaaaiii November 4, 2011

kawaii ewifu

So basicly kawaii is a term in japanes meaning like cute/pretty/beautiful the ewifu is basicly the weebs who date online and then the dates would be a ewifu so a "kawaii ewifu" is basicly if you let to weeabos date online and play Japanese rpg's then you have a big fucking problem of the man being exsreamly protective of his "kawaii ewifu" who he thinks you really want to date but in reality you see threw her anime pic and see a super ugly fat chick

Billy "hey Bob when are you going to get a life you idiot, break up with you "kawaii ewifu" you seen

Bob "Stand back she is mine your just trying to get me to dump her so you can take her from me go away *whispers Japanese into his mic*

by Dre the grammar god August 29, 2017

Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.

Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.

by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018

Upsidedown ewok

When two midgets who havent shaven in months fist each other until orgasming into each others mouth

Ronnie and shaquiqui were upsidedown ewoking

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

skroo ewe

An insult. When pronounced, it sounds like "screw you".

Your post is insulting. skroo ewe!

by barber of seville May 24, 2019