decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)

your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you

by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022

Big Hot Carl Energy

Confident enough to not let anyone know youve filled your pants. You either did it, or you did'nt.

Shannon couldnt make it in time to the toilet, lucky shes got that Big Hot Carl Energy.

by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

Big D energy

The Vibe or energy levels a guy gives off while being dominant,

Wow that guy gives off major Big D energy vibes.

by JustaWhiteBoyYaEard November 25, 2022

Bad Friend Energy

A “ friend” that uses you to stay close to an Ex or a “friend” that hangs out with you, but at any chance they get they will, they will ditch you to go relive the relationship that has no hope of ever happening again

Go figure, he texted her, and she left againwithout even saying anything. That bad friend energy is getting old

Did you hear? He just had a baby with another chick, and yet she’s still on that bad friend energy lifestyle. Makes me sick.

by PROB13M December 4, 2022

Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.

I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022

Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is a condition where someone has such an enormous ego that they become either a narcissist or an internet troll in the majority of cases.

People with this generally like to brag to people about their wealth or sexualising experiences that may not always be true.

Most common in Andrew Tate fans and Gym rats.

Andrew Tate has Small Dick Energy.

by Wild Wiggler December 31, 2022

Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.

This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.

by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023