double crumpets

When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed

(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!

Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!

by Nomis06 July 12, 2007

Double trouble

When that vaccination grows that second Dick and you slam it in both holes at the same time! You’ve just got that double trouble!!!!

Reid and Jen were getting it on when all of a sudden that extra Dick from his vaccinations swole up and slammed both her holes and Reid exclaimed “DOUBLE TROUBLE”!!!!!!!!!

by RS THE PIG January 31, 2021

Double Buttery

When 2 guys stick their dicks in a woman's ears (1 in each) and then cum so it spurts back and covers their respective cocks. After this the men spread their cum covered cocks on the girl's tits like spreading butter on a buttery (this is most commonly used in Scotland)

Dave - "you see that bird over there by the bar?"
Jackson - "yeah, what about her?"
Dave - "Let's give her a double buttery"
Jackson - "sounds good"

by Ali T Swag March 24, 2017

Double milk

When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!

I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.

by Theawkwardpiza July 14, 2021

Triple-Double

Three successive dumps requiring two flushes each.

The food at basketball camp was so bad, I had a triple-double on Tuesday, and a double-double on Friday.

by stall2 October 25, 2019

Double wrap

When you have to wear two condoms because you know she nasty or has a std

I hooked up with Jessica and knew I had to use a double wrap.... She has the clap.

by Maperry May 2, 2019

Double Dip

The act of penetrating (dip) a females V-jay jay with a plan of swiftly escaping (dipping) the scene shortly after.

Ross: How did it go with that bird last night?

Jack: she was a nice girl but she was looking for something more serious so I had to double dip.

Ross: That’s fair sometimes it has to be done.

by Sacky pepperami April 19, 2019