doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by December 17, 2020

Doing a 2020

The acts of doing something shit or when something goes wrong and is completely shit, therefore ruined. Referring to the year 2020 (Australian Bushfires and Flood, World War III, Coronavirus and Killer Hornets)

"Fuck what is this a 2020"
or
"Don't make a 2020 out of this"
or

simply "doing a 2020"

by BigBoiGARRY May 07, 2020

Do not exist

This phrase is used to describe "not caring" for someone because they pissed you off

You do not exist to me, if I do not exist to you

by Thesmartslangdude June 28, 2016

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 18, 2013

Do a Lint

To take a really long shit.

"I really had to do a Lint during the break, couldn't hold it in for longer."

by Todoalint420 November 04, 2018

water do

- aka What Are You Doing?

Ash: Water do T?
T: Shit not much, what you doin'?

by T, Be Easy August 07, 2008