Depression

A fancy word for feeling bummed out

“Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?”

“Dwight you ignorant slut”

by CreadThoughts.gov December 22, 2020

Depression

Julien Légaré

My depression resembles Julien Légaré

by Tozzwang December 22, 2020

Depressionize

The act of making someone depressed

I feel evil so I’m going to depressionize someone and make them cry

by anonymous December 28, 2020

depression

most people have it but either hide it or is rejected when they say they have depression.

Kid- Mum, Dad I think I have depression.

Mum and dad- Your just being dramatic. It's probably just from you being on that phone all the time.
Kid- thinks "never again"

by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 30, 2020

Depression

Depression is usually caused by video games and sleeping. This should be cured by screaming at the child until their ears bleed and giving them tons of homework.

If you use emojis often then it usually means you have depression

by flyingquail100 January 2, 2021

Depression

something every 12 year old girl in middle school has and will rage if you tell her she doesn’t

12 Year Old Girl: I have depression! I’m so sad!
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by cloud is cool February 28, 2021

Depression

A mental health issue that no one understands?

Boomer: "How can Ryan be depressed? He is so privileged and has a range rover, he thinks he has had it so hard when there are people starving in Africa?"

Intelligent person: "I don't find your whataboutery compelling, you do realise that while depression may be caused by traumatic events, that isn't always the case. Depression is disorder caused by insufficient serotonin production which is the "happy hormone" in the brain. Please do your research before spouting utter nonesense please and thank you"

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2021