Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaningmug. Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.
by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017
Get the clean boizmug. Her pussy was loaded with cum, after his friends pulled a train on her. Uncle James performed a cum dumpster clean out on her worn out vajayjay.
by James Gresham December 7, 2023
Get the cum dumpster clean outmug. To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
by furniturejim November 21, 2009
Get the Bro Cleanmug. by someone called the usefulness March 23, 2018
Get the very cleanmug. Imagine toasty (High of Marijuana) - But even more servre, to the point where your constantly trollin' It's considered something only to be done on 4-20 but others dare to reach a level of highness, known to many as toasty clean
Marowki: "Dude, it's 4:16PM, do you have the 8 blunts we rolled so we can get toasty clean"
Chuck: "Yeah man, they're right here"
Chuck: "Yeah man, they're right here"
by Mopha September 3, 2007
Get the Toasty Cleanmug. Clean Mop is a person who can take care everything right away with no mistake at all. Often pointed on the ability of a person in business.
by Foliage Verbz May 14, 2015
Get the Clean Mopmug.