Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 23, 2024
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Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
by FigaroFrank August 01, 2017
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Icelandic clap

The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.
Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....
by James St August 03, 2022
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sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.
I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
by cappin April 21, 2022
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clap cheeks

Example I clap Harley Quins cheeks every day daddy Harder Harder yes daddy with the sharply defined edges going into me. I clap cheeks everyday
by YT Drxsp November 04, 2020
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Clap back

Putting your hands together for somebody that put their hands together for you.
Neither of them had done anything impressive, but the other one decided to clap back at the first one. You hardly ever see/hear somebody clap just one time then sthat was it.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
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