We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
by Gucci Ramano March 06, 2018
When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
by FigaroFrank August 01, 2017
The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.
Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....
by James St August 03, 2022
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
by cappin April 21, 2022
A biased bum that gets slammed in every debate because he can't accept facts and bitches out half way in because he can't debate also he gets his back blown out every night after sucking sentries dick before he goes to bed
by Dmoney 69 August 06, 2021