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cum drop candy

A small, dome shaped candy most commonly characterized
by a salty flavor and similar likeness to gum drops. The preferred method of consumption is to swallow it, rather than spitting it like gum.
"This cum drop candy is delicious!" Tim said.
George turned to me indiscreetly and said, "I told you Tim was gay."
"Fuck you, Man! "

And so ensued a slap fight between George and Tim that eventually ended in a Gay Make-out session on the floor, followed by things that are so horrible that I weep to speak of them.
by StalinWraith May 20, 2010
mugGet the cum drop candymug.

Iraqi Candy Shop

To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.
It was valentines day so i thought i would surprise her with chocolates from the Iraqi Candy Shop!
by Richi J October 13, 2008
mugGet the Iraqi Candy Shopmug.

Yo Mamas candy

can i have some of Yo Mamas candy?
by tatersalad August 2, 2003
mugGet the Yo Mamas candymug.

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!
by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005
mugGet the Candy Apple Steamermug.

Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.
Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!
by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007
mugGet the Russian Candy canemug.

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
by THETAKO September 28, 2017
mugGet the Polish Candy Canemug.

Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.
"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."
by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018
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