Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Orange center School

Filled with racist homophobic rednecks that have been vaping since the age of 12.

Orange center school is a shithole that looks like a garage.

by Shutupteehee December 17, 2023

Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃

by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.

girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense

by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024

The Counter-Essence

Another mysterious and destructive power, wielded by none other than Lyras' rival, Grummore. Rumored to mirror the power of The Essence, which seems to resemble creation, both Grummore and The Counter-Essence pose a threat to Grimrock and the race of Grimaces' very existence. It is believed that if the Essence and the Counter-Essence clash, Grimrock island will be revealed to the world.

"Holy Dick! How did you find the counter-essence?"
"I just found it on a fine evening ribs stroll."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

slice counter

That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.

If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.

by TheWhip February 8, 2024

keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.

Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?

by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024