squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

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Brown Beaver

When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩

T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!

by TB012417 💜 April 29, 2021

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a beaver that comes and takes your coochie it is really bad for all the bois

the coochie beaver is a way of telling people i want to take your coochie

by why the fuuuuuuu November 06, 2020

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Foul smelling vagina.

Beaver slang for Vagina

Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.

by Murdoc June 24, 2017

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Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 07, 2018

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Trying to clear this fake check I’m big beaver at BOA

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A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 12, 2012

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