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Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard
by anonymous December 28, 2021
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Beard Raid

A lot of beards smashing beard to beard.
We had a Beard Raid at the gymnasium today.
by MunchoMan December 8, 2025
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bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
by toomuchfist May 5, 2018
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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.
He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.
by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015
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