by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018
Get the All cops are bastard mug.a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
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by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024
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"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."
by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023
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Get the GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING mug.Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.
Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!
by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022
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