Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).

You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.

by gegilso September 30, 2020

Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.

During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.

by Baker katie October 31, 2018

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022

Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014