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Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life
Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked
by Lil Potato June 24, 2017
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Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
by gegilso September 30, 2020
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Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.
During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.
by Baker katie October 31, 2018
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Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.
Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!
by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022
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Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.
Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.
by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020
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Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam
Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin
by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022
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Bake the turkey

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014
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