remedial blowjob 

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.

Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."

remedial blowjob by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

Truckstop blowjob 

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.

(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!

Truckstop blowjob by Testikahn December 17, 2011

Hobo Blowjob 

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

Hobo Blowjob by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Columbian blowjob 

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

Columbian blowjob by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015

tongue blowjob 

Where one individual sucks upon the tongue of another person.

Corey gave me the greatest tongue blowjob last night.

tongue blowjob by Pussy pillow 69 September 19, 2016

Kentucky blowjob 

When a trucker has a water for pleasuring himself and as we all know they come in pairs, so the other wing is in inserted into your ass deflated, leaving only the blow piece exposed and then having someone else inflate with their mouth

I was hauling some toys across country in my rig, got bored, so I pulled over and found nice guy and he gave me a Kentucky blowjob

Kentucky blowjob by Nashville bible pusher June 8, 2016

barracuda blowjob 

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse

I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.

barracuda blowjob by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016