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Al-kanga

It’s when jinns find an unsuspecting human target and proceed to surround him and call him squirly in an attempt to trick him into going wreath-mode indefinitely or until pardoned (at their will, of course). Now, this ofcourse never comes to fruition as it’s literally impossible without the co-operation of the human (due to pre-existing heavenly laws pertaining to creation). What ends up happening, is the jinn participants realise they are inferior fools, absolute fools mid-kanga, and proceed to blame it on environmental factors whilst taking all the credit amongst other unsuspecting jinns (a kanga in its own right lol).
“You hear about Timmy? The jinns around him tried do him dirty and al-kanga him, but of course he got away after a couple of months… They tried chasing him down, but Timmy was just too smart”

“No way, I’m guessing the jinns around him took the credit anyway?”

“Oh, you know it, classic al-kanga”
by Escape-dat-kanga January 1, 2026
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Al-Zutt

Referring to the infamous night of the Al-Zutt with Muhammad (Qutham)
The Al-Zutt rode me all night long and now I'm sleepy and my behind hurts!
by False prophet Muhammad January 1, 2026
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Adam Al-Sayed

Verb. Borne from a random tweet about a regionally famous singer/songwriter/guitar player that went viral, the phrase to "Adam Al-Sayed" someone is to intentionally blame a woman for one's problems--while also coincidentally having his problems solved by his mother.
"Man, Adam Al-Sayed replaced that girl's name in the school yearbook with "bitch" and got away with it because his mother freaked out! What a slippery bro! I wonder if he even did it?"
by Irene V March 28, 2025
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AL;BT

Short for "Although...But". Typically used to highlight a contradiction or issue when something seems good or is claimed to be good, yet you notice a drawback or problem with it.
"I wanna go out tonight, AL;BT I'm pretty tired."
"That movie was interesting AL;BT kinda confusing."
"I liked that restaurant, AL;BT the service was slow." (or "AL;BT the service was slow.")
"The phone looks cool AL;BT battery life sucks." (or "AL;BT the battery life sucks.")
by matty666 April 2, 2025
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Snaishem al Mumya

Snaishem al Mumya (known in English as Snaishem Mummies) is effectively the same basic punishment as Mawaad bin Wadjiid in combination with the Dragon Fruit Special. The most humiliating punishment during the Snaishish Conquest Era (~1059 - 1110) usually reserved for opposing lords or traitors of the Snaishem Empire. Recipients would be incapacitated and promptly receive the Dragon Fruit Special. Servants would take the now freshly soiled person to the stake where Mawaad bin Wadjiid would then occur. Due to the deposit of fresh semi-solid excrement the now entirely soiled convicted would resemble a mummy due to the hardening of the feces.
By the lore of the Great Hogwar Egg, King Erdurand is said to have died via Snaishem al Mumya after his final defeat at the hands of Emperor King Helga in 1109.
by codynindasprite April 17, 2025
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